Beaved
the flashing or accidental showing of one’s v-g-n-.
hey man that m-ssagy girl totally just beaved you and you weren’t even looking.
when a person is ‘p-ssy whipped’.
his wife won’t let him go out because he’s hardcore beaved.
to be totally and utterly out of it, either stones or very drunk
“i can’t believe how much we have smoked, i’m totally beaved!”
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