Beavenite
beavenite is a compound that can exist as a gas, solid or liquid. it is secreted by the female of most species and has a psychoactive effect on males of the species. males when exposed to beavenite can have any or all of the following side effects/symptoms: flurg neck, wood, really poor judgement, lying, acute ‘splaining to do, excessive hygiene, kids, hypertinder, persistent self gratification, narcolabido and remorse.
i have no idea what happened last night. i’m at the club, she walks by, a fog of beavanite hits me and i wake up at her place.
i can’t go to spring break next week, my doctor said i am allergic to beavenite.
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