Beaver Bash


a beaver bash is the antonym of a sausage fest. it’s a party where the majority of the party goers are female and thus there are a lot of beavers.
eddy – “sat-rday my girlfriend is throwing a party with all her female friends.”
tom – “sweet! it’s a beaver bash!”
2 more definitions
the act of punching someone unexpectedly in the v-g-n- in a fit of rage. a term commonly used within female penitentiary.

v-g-n- bash bashing v-g-n- p-ssy
“b-tch, give me your canteen or i’ll beaver bash your sorry -ss!”
the act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. the other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. the grand finale is the -n-s bash, which ends the beaver bash.

this is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!
at c’s bachelor pary c and r got beaver bashed. m and p watched in amazement and added the term “beaver bash” into there vocabulary.

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