Beaver Heaver
when one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom.
a) “that beaver heaver, harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. i didn’t wake up until tuesday and my boss fired me. i smell like taco bell now.”
b) “man, tony, that slag was so dry i had to beaver heave into her sn-tch just to beast the broad and get my skeet-skeet on.”
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