beaver paddle
a mullet, usually southern.
-“did you know kenny just got his hair cut yesterday?”
-“really? what’s it look like?
-“it’s a beaver paddle”
-“ugh.”
an abnormally furry -ss-crack on a woman
jenny stopped waxing her beaver for a month. in that time, her beaver grew a tail (on a beaver, known as a paddle).
“d-mn, jenny,” i said as i spread her legs, “that’s a might thick beaver paddle you got!”
– typically used with a southern accent.
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