beaverguin


the beaverguin is a hybrid mythological creature that combines the body parts of a beaver and a penguin. because a living beaverguin has never been seen, artistic renderings show it to be built of a penguin’s torso, a beaver’s tail, and a combination of both beaver and penguin characteristics that make up the head. half bird, half mammal, the beaverguin if real would likely be proficient in aquatic locomotion.
dude, i got drunk last night and got a tattoo of a beaverguin

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