Beaverton


a city in oregon, a suburb of portland. a nice neighborhood to raise a family, specially in the bethany blvd. and south beaverton(murray hills, southridge) area. has a big nice library, good schools with acts and sats higher than the state and nationwide average.

house prices varies from cheap to $3,000,000 about. according to mongabay, beaverton is one of the richest places based on zip codes in the whole country.

it is home to the nike headquarters as well.
a good place to raise a family or live in, in oregon because of it’s accesibility for malls, other cities and public m-ss transportation. that place is beaverton.
a suburb of portland, oregon.
beaverton has very few homeless people.
a beaver type pokemon with huge front teeth, abnormal sized head and chewed up clothes.

special abilities:
-plays wow while eating tv dinners
-eats mcdonalds filet-o-fish to match the scent of himself. (smells like home)
-wears nicholas’ ballz on his face
-attempts to play soccer but gets tired very easily and rests while bending over gets sacked credit card style (someone comes behind you and attacks you full force with there fingers and sacks you)
-plays on his ipod and buys applications because he is a true f-g and even though people tell him to get free games he yet still buys more and never stops playing monkeyball because he is a f-g because he is a f-g and because he is a f-g.
-his ultimate attack is when he makes a screech sound and his sister and him form a super huge beaver called adranataf-g or in slang octobeaver. there attack charges and then they release gas and start chomping at there opponents, sounds pretty gay but is super effective on all.
(go beaverton!

beaverton does “plays wow”.
your pokemon has selfdestruct because it is a f-cking loser. this pokemon will never level up because it cannot gain experience. therefore if you continue to use beaverton you are a loser aswell.

beaverton has fainted.)

ash: wtf, omfg i just traded my xbox360 for this new 951th pokemon. wow f-cking adraf-gvagp-ssyhoven.
a gangstas playground
ya’ll n-gg-s goin to the jungle gym in beaverton?
a happening place to be; where everyone who is anyone congregates.
this place is so beaverton!

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