because you’re gay
response when asked a dumb why question
max: why is wawa closed?
jane: because you’re gay.
kat: why did you sleep with my boyfriend?
lisa: because you’re gay.
jimmy: daddy, why don’t you love me?
dad: because you’re gay.
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