when on the rode, and the lights keep turning red, then green again. you often catch every red light, leaving you waiting. this traffic usually always has at least 1 accident.
boss(on phone with employee): why are you so late for work?
employee(on phone with boss): sorry, sir, i ran into some stop & go traffic!!!
island off the close of queensland formally known as stradbroke island, the best place in the world. hey mate, lets kick back for a week and head to straddie
- Easter Ten
the ten pounds you gain on easter from eating all the foods you gave up for lent (and haven’t been able to eat for weeks!) usually get by eating overexcessive amounts of fatty foods. tom: dude, i gained the easter ten! jerry: i know! if i gave up ice cream for lent, i would definently […]
a bird that flys around wanting to be a olympian that agapian will never be a olympian
- east sandwich, ma
the eastern side of sandwich, a f-cked up town in cape cod, ma. known as the “cool side” of town. most of the smart kids in sandwich live here, life quality is not as f-cked up as other parts of sandwich, and the beaches are purty. sandwich in general is a town composed of 80% […]
- Smurf Piss
an alcoholic beverage with two ingredients: lemonade and uv blue. the color is an interesting teal, reminding some people of what smurf urine could look like! “hey dude mix me another smurf p-ss will ya?!?!”