because
a word that all parents can’t live without. it has no real meaning.
“please please please i beg of you!!!!!”
“why the h-ll not?”
because.
the most terrible of motives and the most unanswerable of responses
h-m-s-xual male: “why did you call me a f-ggot”
young hooligan: “..because.”
the shorthand version for expressions like “because of” or “because i am”.
made popular thanks to sites like twitter, where brevity matters; now often used jokingly or ironically, even in regular conversation.
we’re going drinking after cl-ss because friday.
tommy forgot to charge his ipad before the meeting because stupid.
i don’t do drugs anymore because flying monkeys.
abbreviated use of the phrases “because of (noun)” or “because it’s (adjective)”
“why’d you go to her party, if you don’t like her?”
“because cake.”
“i must have this new gadget! why? because awesome!”
my uncles excuse for anything
daughter: “daddy why are you drunk?”
uncle: (after short pause) “because”
it means whatever the person wants it to mean. it’s a reason for everything.
why don’t you like that? …because
because a reply to parents when you would rather not tell them the truth. or because you don’t want them to know. also ’cause
“why wouldn’t you tell me that”
“because” inner thought: ur nosy and ur going to use it against ‘them’
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