beckett proposal
inappropriate propositions of group s-x with a midget/team of midgets.
failure to get the get the bill p-ssed on the first three occasions left robert with no option but to envoke the beckett proposal.
“twins had always intrigued me”
thought emma, but she had never expected to hear herself excepting the beckett proposal. see spit roast
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