Becummed


1) to be j-zzed on.

a male -j-c-l-t-s on a female, usually after s-x. it can also happen to a male, who is j-zzed on by another male (or even himself).

2) used to describe s-x when teachers or other authority members are around. the teacher/authority member will think they misheard “became.”
example one:

emily: hey girl! what happened last night?!? you and nathan left right after the party! everyone was talking…

allison: haha well i don’t want to say much, but i was bec-mmed 🙂

emily: omg! ur so lucky! hes a hottie…

allison: i know, he tastes good too

example two:

bill: yo nick, whatever happened to you and yo girl last night?

nick: oh dude, she was amazing! i totally bec-mmed her.

bill: nice, she’s tight.

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