Bed Bladder
the feeling that arrives when you are in bed and you have to pee but don’t want to get out of bed.
1. thought to self: “ugh, i have to pee soooooooo bad! but i have a horrible case of bed bladder right now!
2. trevor: “dude, do you hear max over there groaning?”
jonny: “yeah man, he’s probably got a horrible case of bed bladder.”
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