Bed-Breaker
an -ss of a female individual that a male would like to have s-x with in a wild and very powerful way, enough to break a bed, as aposed to a female who has a an -ss to which a male would be gental during s-xual intercorse. a ‘bed-breaker -ss’ is an -ss ‘ you would rag the f-ck out of so hard you’d break your bed’
aisha’s -ss is the first ever officail bed-breaker -ss
when a man sh-gs a woman so hard the bed cannot hold up and gives way beneath.
aww f-cked amy last night man, pure bed-breaker, was great.
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