bed call
call someone when lying in bed. usually at the end of the day right before you go to sleep.
you can ‘bed call’ your significant other if you’re too tired to log onto your computer and want to fall asleep talking.
eve: “adam, i miss you :(”
adam: “i miss you too baby. lemme see if i can bed call you tonight.”
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