bed bump


the matted, teased lump of hair that females get after vigarous missionary intercourse. also, bed head
“i should have looked in the mirror before i walked outside. i was sporting a bed b-mp!”
(verb) the act of rolling over in a bed to find an unexpected person, and then b-mping into them with an extremely surprised facial expression
“i rolled over in bed this morning to find my neighbor! i b-mped into him and totally shrieked! what a bedb-mp!

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