Bed burner


when two people are in bed together and one person is on top and they’re having such hard s-x that the friction on the sheets at the moment of -rg-sm sets the bed on fire.

they were expecting a happy ending (-rg-sm) but instead got a happy ending with a negative twist (-rg-sm with the bed on fire)
the game was a bed burner since we won but our star player got injured and is out for the season.

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