Bed Count
the number of people you’ve had s-x with. it doesn’t necessarily have to be in a bed. one’s bed count can be reduced by adjusting for fractional s-x experiences. bed count is similar to head count, the number of times you’ve performed oral s-x.
claire: “i so wanna f-ck that kyle guy, but i’m already up to four guys. five’s too high for a bed count.”
janine: “yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, i’m sure you’d be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional s-x. you’ve had some sh-tty luck with the guys you’ve done.”
clarie: “you’re right. i’m gonna go for it!”
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