Bed dive


when you’re so tired from a long day that you stand in front of you bed and do a stage dive-like fall onto it; it’s usually immediately followed by p-ssing out in the position you landed in.
john: dude, why didn’t you text me back last night?

pete: sorry bro, i blacked out after a bed dive at 10 last night.

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