bed job
when someone is so desperate for s-x that they start to hump their bed pretending it is a real person.
or
they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight
“hmmm.. i think i might bed job to get in the mood”
or
“i cant score with anyone! 🙁 -sighs- guess ill just bed job”
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