bed post bitch
my best friend kevin, r.i.p. coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her s-xy blond -ss.
me:hey k, what’s your sister doing this weekend?
kevin: pfft, i don’t f-ckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to bonjovie, she is such a bed post b-tch!
me: bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!
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