bed surfer

a semi homeless person that sleeps with people for a place to stay and someone to mooch on for a few weeks until being kicked out and moving to the next person.

halfway between a “bed jumper” and a “sofa surfer” — a person that shops for apartments in a local bar.
this girl was a from out of state, a bed surfer, who’d been “staying with a friend” till he kicked her out, now she was looking for someone with drugs and a place to stay. she got a little work every now and then, i’m sure some of it was in the back seat of a car.

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