Bedazzle
(v)the art of taking ordinary things and making them extraordinary by adding sparkles, rhinestones, glitter, stars, beads, etc. for some it is a way of life.
he is the knight in bedazzled armor, he leaves sparkles wherever he goes.
also called rhinestones, or sequins to make them sound more cl-ssy. they are attached to ridiculous clothing, which makes the person wearing the clothing look like they received a bedazzler for their birthday.
bro1: “yo bro check out my new ed hardy shirt”
bro2: “sick bedazzles dude”
bro1: “thanks deet”
when c-mmed on in the face and its scattered around in dots.
man, i bedazzled that b-tch.
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