Bedectomy
the necessary act of extracting oneself from the comfort of your bed to start your day.
(often very difficult for those who are unemployed)
“i really need a bedectomy, it’s 11:00am and i’m still laying in my bed watching tv!”
also referenced in the active leisure unemployment blog
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hot dog what’s for dinner? how ’bout a grilled beef -n-s roll? make that two!
- Beef Slushy
another word for chili, or any other thick meaty like soup like substance. hey i heard that place makes a mean beef slushy. mom made us some great beef slushy for dinner the other day.
- Beefsmoke
another name for farts d-mn, who let the beefsmoke go ?
- Bee in the nest
the strange incredibly sharp pain one might get after urinating, that just dosn’t go away. right we’re ready to go, got your ke- oh god – bee in the nest! bee in the nest!!!
- bees taint
the superlative of the “bees knees”, refering to the sp-ce between the t-st-cl-s and the -n-s of a bee. ex: my old my camera was the bees knees, but my new camera is the bees taint.