bedism


one worships their bed as if it was a “god”.
p1: religion? like catholic? atheist? christian?
p2:yeah, but bedism. my religion is bedism.
p1:mine is buddhism.
p2:would you be interested in talking about my lords and saviors mattress, sheets, pillows, and blankets?

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