Bedoism
bedoism is a religion of worshiping the great bed. the great bed is the bed that you sleep on every night. when you go into a bedroom do you sit in a chair, or on a desk? no. and there are so many good things you can do in a bed. a bed is just a great thing, and it’s about time we give back. so people who are bedodists have certain rituals and follow book of bed.
child: “is she catholic?”
parent: “no, honey! she’s a bedodist. she studies the practice of bedoism.”
child: “ohhh, mom i want to learn about “bedoism “
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