beer brain


when you’re drunk and can’t think straight.
dude, i just downed 11 beers, got a case of beer brain.
a consequence of continual beer chat whereby the brain’s beer neurons fire relentlessly at the salivary glands, producing persistent, excessive salivation and a recurrent desire to hit up the local watering hole.
dude: …yeah, and i couldn’t believe they quintuple-hopped the second batch!

bro: totally. it’s like–oh, god…i can’t stop drooling…it’s filling up my mouth…are we near a dogfish head?!….

dude: man, you’ve got some serious beer brain.

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