Bedshaming
making someone feel really bad for wanting to go to bed
person 1: i’m pretty tired, think i’m gonna turn in
person 2: dude, now!? it’s so early! you’re going to sleep?! what’re you possibly gonna do that’s better than this?
person 3: hey man, quit bedshaming. anyone can snooze whenever they want.
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