a bond between one and his or her bed.
mark:hey bruh? are you in a relationship?
bruh:i’m in a bedship dude.
a famous animal jammer who makes art of happy tree friends omg omg omg is that htf? please buddy me agariaa!
- statistical anomaly
fate, or extremely low chances, or likelihood, of an event happening on its own due to statistical data proving otherwise. i didn’t think i was ever going to see you again! then you turn up on my doorstep like- a statistical anomaly? well i was gunna say fate, but yes.
an obnoxiously long snapchat story by a basic consisting only of videos of them telling a story or expressing an opinion no one cares to hear. thotologues can be distinguished by the constant use of “like” and either the dog or flower crown filter. me: hey have you seen rachael’s snap story today? jeff: no […]
- dead spider position
s-x position that ruins the man’s life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. the girl’s legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he […]
- downstairs smile
the technical term for the human female v-g-n- and/or l-b–. dude, her downstairs smile tasted great!