Bedstache
the condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.
due the awful case of bedstache, johnny’s usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a yin yang symbol. half yin and half yang.
half handlebar moustache, half fu manchu.
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