Beef and Cheese Santa
a santa claus impersonator who is obviously a fake.
this term was coined in the will ferrell’s 2003 movie elf, when he confronts the fake santa at gimbel’s:
buddy: you smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like santa.
i wanted my child to take a picture with santa, but the one at the mall is a total beef and cheese santa, so we didn’t go.
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