beef-assed


commonly mistaken as “b-fast” (breakfast), an occurrence in which a thick african-american male wraps his sizable genitalia in meat (preferably beef) and forcefully inserts it into a thin caucasian woman’s -n-s, thus creating a gaping hole that will most likely contract salmonella.
hey barbara, wanna get b-fast? i’m on my way to ihop.
oh, lebron, thanks for the offer, but yesterday i got beef–ssed with jamal at peter luger’s, and i can’t really walk.
really? how do you like your steak?
up the -ss.

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