Beef Blanket


when a girl has been s-xually overused v-g-n-lly and/or when the l-b– minora, the “beef” or “lips” of the female genitals, is completely external to the point where one could wrap objects or herself in.
guy 1: hey, did you see that girl in math cl-ss? guy 2: you mean the blond with the short skirt? oh, dude! i totally hit that!!
guy 1: i’m sure you did! the girls a total sl-t. every time she takes a step, her beef blanket claps harder than a def audience.
ginormous lavias
extra extra large p-ssy lips
on her way out of the bathroom, katie tripped on her california king size beef blankets.
he doesn’t have a comforter, he wraps up in katie’s beef blankets when he gets cold.

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