beef breeze


a silent or low key fart that is very rank in smell and texture. sometimes may seem juicy or dry. always hilarious.
a:”let’s blame lisa of gas”
b:”okay”
a:”lisa did you let one go?”
lisa:”no! that was you!”
b:”no lisa, i do believe that was you, and it sounded like a beef breeze, at that!”

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