beef crickets


an abnormally large cl-torus that when rubbed emits a high pitched noise. also has a tendecy to chirp; and spit.
ryan ‘thin stash’ coltrain: hold on terry ‘superman’ bryant; is the farmer’s daughter is out flick’n the beef crickets yet again.

terry ‘superman’ bryant: i don’t have time for beef crickiets, i’m busy jerk’n it to wow and high elves.

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