beef curtains
n. the resulting low hanging, loose, flappy l-b– from muliple bangings of the female genitalia
“i was doing this sl-t the other day and her beef curtains were hanging almost to her knees.”
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stretched out and saggy v-g-n-l lips. it is also refered to as a “shotgun blast” or an “exploded bubble gum bubble”
when i got one look at her beef curtain, i pulled up my pants.
the creul term for long, hanging inner l-b–. despite popular belief, it can not be “caused” by repeated insertion of a d-ck. those who have them are simply born with them.
did you see the beef curtains on that girl?
h-ll yeah i did! let ’em hang girl!
big saggy p-ssy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a c-ck on a cold wintry day.
being stuck in a blizzard, i was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my d-ck from getting frost-bitten and fall off.
n. 1 loose and think l-b– majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
i thought you said she had beef curtains? those weren’t beef curtains. they weren’t even flappin in the wind?
a suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into j-zzing out of sheer suprise. the wing of a v-g-n- that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity
tanner says that braedon had a beef curtain, obviously, he j-zzed as soon as he saw it!
derogatory term used to describe the female genitalia.
“tell your sister to open up the beef curtains, i’m coming over!”
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