beef jerky backhander
a move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘pb’. the move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect p-n-s shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“man, i showered with the dragons at lunch and one of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
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