beef log
(n)- a large d-ck.
monster horse c-ck
james: dude, i got to eat p-ssy, ya’ know?
andy: no, man, i don’t know. why?
james: well i’m not exactly carrying a beef log around to impress the ladies.
n. pl. (beeflogs)
1. a naturally enormous flesh of meat belonging to the p-n-s family.
2. a part of the male anatomy of any race who is found well endowed.
3. cannot be protected with any prophylactic smaller than a magnum xl.
4. will cause normal civilian women and/or men to become insanely jealous, possessive and chronic personal voicemail/email hackers during and after s-xual relations.
5. causes immense jaw muscle pain immediately following oral entertainment.
6. often nicknamed “the third leg.”
“giiiiiirl, we had a great time last night! and the beef log was off the hook!”
the word derived from a middle school convo during break at the bathroom.
dude i gotta drop a beeflog real quick lemme call you back!
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