Beef Queef
a queef that’s sloppy like beef gravy.
she let our a juicy beef queef.
when air instead of seamen is expelled through the p-n-s creating a farting sound and an odor.
drews beef queef was so loud and smelly the gypsy family next door moved out.
when a guy sharts into a womans cooter and she queefs it out as hard as she can.
“ohhh that bob and mich-lle sure do love to beefqueef! you’d think they had their own p–p p-rn propaganda they do it so much.”
1. a queef performed by a bovine cow.
2. a penile queef.
3. a normal female queef with an appetizing smell, such as that of roast beef.
1. we was out cow tippin’, and one of them heifers pulled a beef-queef in hersh-ll’s face!.
2. after my surgery, i was somehow able to beef-queef at will.
3. i thought it was lunch time, but it was just theodore’s sister’s beef-queef.
a physically imposing man who is completely inefficacious.
tyrone hard? sh-t. tyrone ain’t hard. i seen that n-gg- fight. that n-gg-‘s beef queef.
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