Beef queefer
a fat chick. characteristics include (but are not limited to): prodigious m-ffin top, thunder-thighs, cankles, back-t-ts, -ss-belly, br–sts much too small for large-sized body, and a fat v-g-n- (from which the term is derived). beef queefers are completely unaware of their body type, as they tend to dress in such a way as to look like 10 pounds of sh-t stuffed in a 5 pound bag. a beef queefer is usually the token fat friend in a group of normal to attractive females; as such, they are generally c-ck-blockers when sober but will f-ck anything that has something vaguely resembling a p-n-s when intoxicated. considered highly dangerous; if encountered, keep away from fridge/snacks/p-n-s at all costs.
friend 1: “d-mn dude, that sarah chick is a fox!”
friend 2: “it’s a no-go dude; that beef queefer gretchen is with her. she’s keeping that sh-t on lock-down. sucks, ’cause erika’s pretty hot too…”
friend 1: “naw, dude, we can have randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right randy?”
randy: “g-d dammit…”
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