beef smellington
like the beef wellington (a beef cutlet wrapped in a warm pastry), a beef smellington is a hot fart wrapped in a disgusting smell that will -ssault your senses and make you begin to spew profanities and make metaphorical references to it’s disgustingness much like chef gordon ramsey upset about a poorly prepared dish.
don’t go in the kitchen, i laid a beef smellington so hot it could be considered a mexican dish.
or
holy sh-t brad – that beef smellington burned my nose so black it tried to sell me a mix tape then stole my bike.
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