grunt wife
a bad-ss, supportive military spouse; particularly attached to army infantry. commonly distinguished by the following characteristics:
-general disdain for stupid f-cks
-ability to laugh and make inappropriate jokes
-joke about/ show disgust/ show and understand frustration toward pog ‘s, civis, and dependas
-have general proficiency as a human
-embrace, not whine, about their lot as a military spouse
-have knowledge and proficiency with firearms
-ability to reload for your grunt and/ability to spot and/or snipe with him
-have the backbone and knowledge to defend themselves, their family, their home, and their loved ones
-adopts stray grunts, particularly during holidays and weekends and makes all feel like family
-the true definition of a loyal and patriotic american woman
“did you hear about what happened when those guys tried to threaten her when her man was overseas? i heard she went grunt wife on them and met them at the door with the shotgun. she called the cops for their protection, not hers!”
he knew she was a true grunt wife when she confessed to him that she thought the sound of a 240b going cyclic was s-xy as f-ck.
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