beef thermometer


a mans s-x organ (p-n-s)
man, cayleigh is so d-mn hot. i wouldn’t mind taking her temperature with my beef thermometer.
a mans s-x organ. you usually put this into a woman’s pink hole to check their temperature and see if they’re still alive.
d-mn, i would kill to check cayleighs temperature with my beef thermometer.

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