Beef Torpedo


a beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. it is a commonly used implement in the popular “hide the salami” game. generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.
ahoy, bo’sun, i smell fish! ahead of us, it’s the gigantic bearded clam! fire the beef torpedo!

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