beefbag
verb or noun. the female version of a teabag – usually delivered by a woman with a chyna-sized v-g-n- to an unsuspecting member of either gender. the woman’s wizard sleeve can be delivered to any part of the head.
girl a: let’s play chicken in the pool
girl b: no thanks, i saw what you did last time you played, and i’m not really in the mood to get beefbaged.
slang for condom.
“yo bro, you got a beefbag i can have? there’s a hawt chick @ my crib.”
“yea bro, check my drawer, i just stocked up.”
noun.
a bag containing beef.
adjective.
a jerk.
noun: bring the beefbag over here guys!
adj: wow! that guy is such a beefbag!
humourous alternative to cowbag meaning foolish female.
samantha: i just crashed my car into a tree!
julie: you beefbag!!
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