beefing

from the episode “laundry” from jake and amir. when two guys hang out and start crying. amir does this often around jake for no apparent reason.
amir – look at us crying up here like a bunch of ninnies. heh, everybody turn back, don’t look at us. two dudes, two grown men, just sharing a beef.
jake – what’s a beef?
amir – we’re beefing right now!
jake – no we’re not.
disputatious or holding malice against someone
ja rule and 50 cent have been beefing over bullsh-t
an intransitive verb describing the state of being in which one is disagreeing with another; usually -ssociated with blacks.
black person 1: “ay, that n-gg- be beefing wit’ young insert noun/proper noun.”

black person 2: “i kno’. dey be fightin’ ova sh-t all the time.”
to be very overweight.
mich-lle used to be thin, but after having two kids, she’s really beefing.
1.(v.) to use something without permission
while you’re using it the person whom owns it has no idea you’re using said object, and will never know you’ve used it.
even if they do know their life will never be any different because of it.
a. i didn’t pay my internet bill so i’m beefing off my neighbors wi-fi.

b. i didn’t bring anything to entertain myself on the plane so i’m beefin’ some entertainment from the guy’s laptop next to me. (too bad he’s watching airwolf)

c. i didn’t bring my own umbrella so i’m walking right behind this old lady with a giant umbrella.
going out to the bars to pick up sl-tty women.
“going beefing tonight…gotta go pick up some domes.”
forming raw ground beef around your p-n-s and proceeding to shove it up a female’s -ss.
i was beefing this lady so hard, that when i pulled out, the beef was cooked.