shit dreads


when you take a steamy p–p and dont wipe, the left over sh-t dries up on your -ss hair giving your ringhole a nice set of dreads. also known as sh-t dags.
daniel: dude, did you see the dags that zag had when he brown-eyed us!?

cam: yeah, those sh-t dreads looked like a funnel web spider was trying to crawl out of his -sshole, he really needs to wipe better.

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