beefy itting
a slang term for iterating the word befitting, like if you wanted to be cool you’d totally shout “dang, dude! that hat is beefy ittin’!” beefy itting is not only fun and erotic, but it can be misheard as the regular nonslang term, and thus everything will be okay when you accidentally say it during a job interview or funeral oration. just make sure you say it sort of quick, for sneaky effects.
“charles was a rather beefy itting name for such a n-ble lad. i’m glad i had the opportunity to meet him. such a groovy soul, filled with even more beefy ittin jive. i will miss him dearly.”
-pablo pic-sso at charles d-ckens funeral, 3057
~woem!~
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