beefy toes


hey
i used to be fat

when i was fat my toes were fat

i’m in shape now
so my toes are beefy
i have beefy toes like batman and mr. incredible
jack: dont take off your socks!

andy: but i’ve been working out

jack: so?

andy: so i have beefy toes

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