Beejob
the process in which someone (generally an emo teenage girl) attempts to seduce another person with b-tchiness. the goal is to turn them on by whining about life, grades, looks, friends, family, etc.
it usually doesn’t work very well.
briana tried giving me a beejob, but her own ego tripped her, and she died before anything could happen.
the process in which someone (generally an emo teenage girl) attempts to seduce another person with b-tchiness. the goal is to turn them on by whining about life, grades, looks, friends, family, etc.
it usually doesn’t work very well.
briana tried giving me a beejob, but her own ego tripped her, and she died before anything could happen.
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